Någon som har lust att sortera shooters i andra uppdelningar än vertikalt och horisontellt kanske? Om någon ska utveckla sådana attribut till shooters så är det väl folket här!

Men det ser ändå klart lovande ut. Vad tror ni om poängsystemet? Är det bara så simpelt som det ser ut? Nån som har några spekulationer eller har hört nåt om det?

Just got back from the show and here are my hands-on impressions:

- The graphics are kick-ass. Lots of stuff animating with all sorts of details. It doesn't look high-res, but it certainly is crisper and more polished than most of their other games.

- It's pretty fun. For all you doubters it is not an easy game. I remember Valgar commenting on Pink Sweets, when that first premiered, saying it had to be cake because of an infinite bomb, but as those who have actually played the game personally will attest, "easy" is not the word. Pork! is no different: if you want points, it's gonna make you sweat. On my first credit I made it most of the way through the 3rd stage with piddly points and it wasn't very hard. On my second try, I was raking in the gold and made more in the first stage than on my entire previous run combined...and I payed the price for my gluttony come stage two.

- How to play: you can refill bombs by picking up chips in the form of little pigs walking around on the ground. Adorable. Use the lard attack to get gold medals which are worth the same as your standard Raizing game, maxing out at 10k, restarting in value when you drop any. The ability to suck them in makes things much easier, but it doesn't always work. The lard meter bar refills when you grab the parachuting piggies that are dropped by enemies.

- The ladies you play as pilot some bizarre norda-trak looking things, so this isn't a Guwange-style, Mercs adventure like some thought it might be.

- The music is good, from what I could hear. Cave boss tracks, as a general rule, are the best in the business, and they win again here. Still, I couldn't make out the stage BGM because of that stupid fucking song that I heard more times today than any sane person should want to.

- In short: it's good fun, more accessible than PS and pleasing to the eyes. The AOU version ended after stage 3 so I didn't get to see beyond that, but I look forward to seeing the final product.

The lard meter bar refills when you grab the parachuting piggies that are dropped by enemies.